My automatic response to all of my friends who approach me with any of their problems.
Credit: Cheech & Chong
My automatic response to all of my friends who approach me with any of their problems.
Tag: humor
She has a talent for wickedness.
When pressed a man could never come up with a good enough reason not to have sex. Unlike a woman that can come up with a thousand and one reasons from a headache, tiredness, to being on her period. But what men do have is a great instinct for escape and the talent for a quick getaway after sex.- @OgbeniAyotunde
The Snake
Credit: Tahadji Yoshay
Black Power
Black power lol.
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School’s Out
Teachers note to parents.
Credit: Obvious Magazine
Dear Ladies
Contrary to what you think, men are not so intelligent.
You can tell by the way boyfriends react when their girlfriends inform them that they’re pregnant for them.
By their reactions, you can tell that men really do not know that pregnancy is a result of having sex.
Men actually think pregnancy is the result of drinking fermented horse urine. 🙂 – @EccentricRowland
Doorbell Â
Just out of Curiosity:
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them? – @EccentricRowland
Atheism
A Non-Prophet Organization. – @EccentricRowland
Dear Godfrey-Vire Ani
I’m sorry for all the nasty things I said to you.
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just…well I’ll put it this way…if you were on fire & I had water, I’d drink it. 🙂 – @EccentricRowland
Don’t even bother
Nothing can convince me that Oshiomhole didn’t sign a prenuptial agreement with Iara. A prenuptial agreement with a clause in it that states the very huge salary she would earn as his wife. – @EccentricRowland
