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My automatic response to all of my friends who approach me with any of their problems.

My automatic response to all of my friends who approach me with any of their problems.

Credit: Cheech & Chong

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She has a talent for wickedness.

When pressed a man could never come up with a good enough reason not to have sex. Unlike a woman that can come up with a thousand and one reasons from a headache, tiredness, to being on her period. But what men do have is a great instinct for escape and the talent for a quick getaway after sex.- @OgbeniAyotunde

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Dear Ladies

Contrary to what you think, men are not so intelligent.
You can tell by the way boyfriends react when their girlfriends inform them that they’re pregnant for them.
By their reactions, you can tell that men really do not know that pregnancy is a result of having sex.
Men actually think pregnancy is the result of drinking fermented horse urine. 🙂 – @EccentricRowland

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Dear Godfrey-Vire Ani

I’m sorry for all the nasty things I said to you.

It’s not that I hate you, it’s just…well I’ll put it this way…if you were on fire & I had water, I’d drink it. 🙂 – @EccentricRowland

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Don’t even bother

Nothing can convince me that Oshiomhole didn’t sign a prenuptial agreement with Iara. A prenuptial agreement with a clause in it that states the very huge salary she would earn as his wife. – @EccentricRowland