(Illustrated by Luke McGarry)
US intelligence budget estimated at $73 billion last year, but President Trump prefers to rely on conservative cable news channels like Fox News and hosts like Sean Hannity to understand current events. – @OgbeniAyotunde
Prince Harry to President Obama “Bro! I sent Trump an invitation to my wedding, telling him we are having the wedding in Mexico! LMAO!”
I’m sorry I don’t remember shit without my hood on.
“Free speech is being suppressed on campus — but NFL players should stop kneeling” US Attorney General, Jeff Sessions aka Daisy Moses