Contrary to what you think, men are not so intelligent.
You can tell by the way boyfriends react when their girlfriends inform them that they’re pregnant for them.
By their reactions, you can tell that men really do not know that pregnancy is a result of having sex.
Men actually think pregnancy is the result of drinking fermented horse urine. 🙂 – @EccentricRowland
Category: Eccentric Rowland
Doorbell Â
Just out of Curiosity:
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them? – @EccentricRowland
Atheism
A Non-Prophet Organization. – @EccentricRowland
Dear Godfrey-Vire Ani
I’m sorry for all the nasty things I said to you.
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just…well I’ll put it this way…if you were on fire & I had water, I’d drink it. 🙂 – @EccentricRowland
Don’t even bother
Nothing can convince me that Oshiomhole didn’t sign a prenuptial agreement with Iara. A prenuptial agreement with a clause in it that states the very huge salary she would earn as his wife. – @EccentricRowland
Terry G
My neighbour can be very annoying. Imagine him – rudely – banging at my door at 2.30 am. Luckily for him, I was up blasting my Terry G album. – @EccentricRowland
Why Are We Like This?
But Why Are We Like This?
An enterprising young woman bought herself a $3m house in the choicest location in the country, but she is considered a failure by those who feel that success is measured by marital status. – @EccentricRowland
#WhyAreWeLikeThis
The AbachasÂ
Just Out Of Curiosity:
Am I the only one that has noticed that the Abacha family appear to have emerged from a self-imposed seclusion of late? – @EccentricRowland
El RufaiÂ
Wait O! My question is: why is El Rufai and Osibanjo always pictured together at the Villa? Doesn’t El Rufai have a state to govern? – @EccentricRowland
Mary Kay
How the “inventor” of Mary Kay products has never won a Nobel Prize beats me. – @EccentricRowland
