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Dear Ladies

Contrary to what you think, men are not so intelligent.
You can tell by the way boyfriends react when their girlfriends inform them that they’re pregnant for them.
By their reactions, you can tell that men really do not know that pregnancy is a result of having sex.
Men actually think pregnancy is the result of drinking fermented horse urine. 🙂 – @EccentricRowland

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Dear Godfrey-Vire Ani

I’m sorry for all the nasty things I said to you.

It’s not that I hate you, it’s just…well I’ll put it this way…if you were on fire & I had water, I’d drink it. 🙂 – @EccentricRowland

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Don’t even bother

Nothing can convince me that Oshiomhole didn’t sign a prenuptial agreement with Iara. A prenuptial agreement with a clause in it that states the very huge salary she would earn as his wife. – @EccentricRowland

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Why Are We Like This?

But Why Are We Like This?
An enterprising young woman bought herself a $3m house in the choicest location in the country, but she is considered a failure by those who feel that success is measured by marital status. – @EccentricRowland
#WhyAreWeLikeThis

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The Abachas 

Just Out Of Curiosity:
Am I the only one that has noticed that the Abacha family appear to have emerged from a self-imposed seclusion of late? – @EccentricRowland

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El Rufai 

Wait O! My question is: why is El Rufai and Osibanjo always pictured together at the Villa? Doesn’t El Rufai have a state to govern? – @EccentricRowland