Hunting Elephants

I hate it when people see you at the store and they say, “Hey, what are you doing here?”. I’m like – “Oh, you know – hunting elephants”. – @EccentricRowland

Price of Crude

C’mon.

Some Nigerians can be quite unreasonable.

Its quite unfair of some us to criticize the incessant international trips of President Buhari.

During his campaign, the man promised to stabilize the international price of crude oil.

Nigerians should understand that stabilizing the international prices of crude oil can’t be done locally.

The man needs to explain to international institutions and personalities why the price of crude oil should be “stabilized”.

So, you see.

These trips are perfectly in line with that campaign promise.

So, please, exercise some patience, ehn.

* Sips Some More Alomo *

@EccentricRowland

Non Alcohol Beer

I still don’t get the idea behind non-alcoholic beer. Isn’t drinking non-alcoholic beer like listening to a porn movie on the radio? – @EccentricRowland

Nothing is Impossible

I laugh each time I hear someone say “Nothing is impossible”. Apparently, that person has never tried slamming a revolving door. 🙂 – @EccentricRowland

Moi Moi 

Moi Moi

Moi moi 

#JujuFilms

Misunderstood 

I have a highly misunderstood personality. People often believe that I drink a lot. Truth is, I really don’t. In fact, it takes just ONE bottle of beer to get me drunk. The thing is that, I’m not sure if it is the 9th or 10th bottle. – @EccenticRowland

Omowura 

Omowura

Omowura (Goldie)

#JujuFilms

Suya (Street Food)

Suya

Suya 

#Jujufilms

Friends

A childhood friend I haven’t seen in over 30years had this to say about me “he lives a phantom life and he is not a normal person” – @OgbeniAyotunde

That Special Moment

Fellas, don’t you just love those special moments when she says to you….”Ok…put on your condom”…? – @EccentricRowland