Big up to President Buharino doubt for fast-tracking the immigration and customs points at Nigerian airports. There are absolutely no forms to fill or much opening to collect bribes.
Let’s see if you can get those hunters/gathers aka Nigerian Police Force, Nigerian Army, Nigerian Customs, Nigerian Immigration, NDLEA, EFCC, Road Safety, Maja Maja, SSS, MOPOL and the rest of those Alphabet boys and girls off our roads and highways. They are steady robbing the people with government issued guns .
These bastards take home enough bribes on the streets and highways their salaries become supplementary income. Ghana, Benin, Togo and the rest of the West African nations are no different on this level. – @OgbeniAyotunde
Those Mutherfuckers hustling for ministerial and political appointments in the new President Buhari administration average a personal net worth of $100m and several homes in the UK, USA, Dubai and such. They got more cars in their driveways than Carl Worthington and his dog Spot. Wealth acquired from previous political jobs, cronyism, nepotism, fraud and straight theft. Top jobs like Speaker, Minority Leader, Petroleum Minister and the likes could cost in upwards of N500m to land that License to Steal.
You only need to drive around Nigeria to see how these Mutherfuckers could invest their stolen wealth in industries to enhance the same community they stole the money from rather they run businesses that exploit their community. They build tunnels, helipads and waterways to reach their homes rather than fixing the public roads to any one of their homes. – @OgbeniAyotunde
I got more cash in my GT Bank account than Ekiti and Osun States combined. So am offering to buyout both state governments with a stipulation that the Feds secede all interests in both states in lieu of any Federal handouts. – @OgbeniAyotunde